SOMEWHERE LISTENING TO JOE WALSH (TL) -- I saw a Maserati rolling down the George Bush Tollway in North Dallas today. Affixed the the back of the car was a bumper sticker that read: OBAMA - What Happens When Stupid People are Allowed to Vote."
I pulled up alongside the driver, a middle-aged woman in designer sunglasses. She looked at me and I happily flipped her off.
SOMEWHERE HANDING OUT AWARDS (SP) -- I don't know why conservatives are so twisted over news that President Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. They'll get their chance to crow when Sarah Palin wins the Pulitzer for non-fiction in the weeks ahead...
SOMEWHERE FEELING GROOVY, DESPITE THE FLU (TL) -- Enjoy these four minutes of wonderfulness, courtesy of Bob Schneider's new disc, "Lovely Creatures" (highly recommended).
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